Fassy Limericks

Charles’ favorite part of the road trip
Was learning to work Erik’s stick shift
He’s a hell of a chauffeur
But he had to pull over —
It’s distracting to drive with a hard prick! 

I think I can say with all certainty
He was the best looking soldier in Germany
More lover than fighter
The man with the lighter
No better from Rhineland to Normandy!

Today I received quite a strain
As this blog may have broken my brain
There’s so much McFassy
And none of it classy…
I’ll never leave Tumblr again.

Submitted by greenwhitedynamite (Thanks!)

There once was a mutant named Erik
Whose looks sent poor Charles to hysterics
They went on a road trip
Spent most of it unzipped
Motel rooms sure do have their merits!

There once was a man named McQueen
Who wanted to film Fassy’s peen
Hunger was brief
Shame’s got the beef
But they’re going to need a widescreen

Submitted by lunabowie33

In the morning she met mom’s new beau
Who wore his pants so distressingly low
If his ass I had seen
When I was fifteen
I’d have never forgotten the show

I spoke to my good friend James McAvoy
He said you’re no slouch in the sack-avoy 
And he did not protest
When to me he confessed
That he still has the marks on his back-avoy

There once was a movie ‘bout a Bear Named Winnie
With a man called Fassy who was oh so skinny
Who’d have thought World War 1
Could seem so much fun
Hell for that ass I’d go to New Guinea.

There once was a man called Rochester
Whose seething ill-will long did fester
Til he hired Jane Eyre
For whom he did care
Though at her he often did pester.

There once was a man from film Shame
On his cock he did lay all the blame
He fucked up his sister
As her brother and mister
No doubt he oft’ watched as she came.

It’s surprising to think that Carl Jung
Was really so beautifully hung
If you want to be frank
My ass he can spank
And show me his tricks with his tongue.

You proved yourself more than a flirt
When your hand went way up her skirt
Didn’t even get tit
Before you got hit
And damn that looked like it hurt.

I don’t mean to sound like a whore
But I just want to get in his drawers
His ass and his peen
Are the best that I’ve seen
And he’d leave me screaming for more.