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Fassy Limericks

The poetic way to appreciate an Irishman's wang.
Feb 21 '12

Charles’ favorite part of the road tripWas learning to work Erik’s stick shiftHe’s a hell of a chauffeurBut he had to pull over —It’s distracting to drive with a hard prick! 

Charles’ favorite part of the road trip
Was learning to work Erik’s stick shift
He’s a hell of a chauffeur
But he had to pull over —
It’s distracting to drive with a hard prick! 

Feb 17 '12

I think I can say with all certaintyHe was the best looking soldier in GermanyMore lover than fighterThe man with the lighterNo better from Rhineland to Normandy!

I think I can say with all certainty
He was the best looking soldier in Germany
More lover than fighter
The man with the lighter
No better from Rhineland to Normandy!

Feb 16 '12

Today I received quite a strainAs this blog may have broken my brainThere’s so much McFassyAnd none of it classy…I’ll never leave Tumblr again.
Submitted by greenwhitedynamite (Thanks!)

Today I received quite a strain
As this blog may have broken my brain
There’s so much McFassy
And none of it classy…
I’ll never leave Tumblr again.

Submitted by greenwhitedynamite (Thanks!)

Feb 14 '12

There once was a mutant named ErikWhose looks sent poor Charles to hystericsThey went on a road tripSpent most of it unzippedMotel rooms sure do have their merits!

There once was a mutant named Erik
Whose looks sent poor Charles to hysterics
They went on a road trip
Spent most of it unzipped
Motel rooms sure do have their merits!

Feb 13 '12

There once was a man named McQueenWho wanted to film Fassy’s peenHunger was briefShame’s got the beefBut they’re going to need a widescreen
Submitted by lunabowie33

There once was a man named McQueen
Who wanted to film Fassy’s peen
Hunger was brief
Shame’s got the beef
But they’re going to need a widescreen

Submitted by lunabowie33

Feb 13 '12

caseyhiiru asked:

this is seriously hilarious! thanks for this! :)

You’re welcome!

Feb 13 '12

In the morning she met mom’s new beauWho wore his pants so distressingly lowIf his ass I had seenWhen I was fifteenI’d have never forgotten the show

In the morning she met mom’s new beau
Who wore his pants so distressingly low
If his ass I had seen
When I was fifteen
I’d have never forgotten the show

Feb 12 '12

comicsans5evr asked:

Your limericks are amazing! I love them!!!

Thanks!

Feb 12 '12

I spoke to my good friend James McAvoyHe said you’re no slouch in the sack-avoy And he did not protestWhen to me he confessedThat he still has the marks on his back-avoy

I spoke to my good friend James McAvoy
He said you’re no slouch in the sack-avoy 
And he did not protest
When to me he confessed
That he still has the marks on his back-avoy

Jan 9 '12

There once was a movie ‘bout a Bear Named WinnieWith a man called Fassy who was oh so skinnyWho’d have thought World War 1Could seem so much funHell for that ass I’d go to New Guinea.

There once was a movie ‘bout a Bear Named Winnie
With a man called Fassy who was oh so skinny
Who’d have thought World War 1
Could seem so much fun
Hell for that ass I’d go to New Guinea.

Jan 8 '12
There once was a man called RochesterWhose seething ill-will long did festerTil he hired Jane EyreFor whom he did careThough at her he often did pester.

There once was a man called Rochester
Whose seething ill-will long did fester
Til he hired Jane Eyre
For whom he did care
Though at her he often did pester.

Jan 7 '12
There once was a man from film ShameOn his cock he did lay all the blameHe fucked up his sisterAs her brother and misterNo doubt he oft’ watched as she came.

There once was a man from film Shame
On his cock he did lay all the blame
He fucked up his sister
As her brother and mister
No doubt he oft’ watched as she came.

Jan 6 '12
It’s surprising to think that Carl JungWas really so beautifully hungIf you want to be frankMy ass he can spankAnd show me his tricks with his tongue.

It’s surprising to think that Carl Jung
Was really so beautifully hung
If you want to be frank
My ass he can spank
And show me his tricks with his tongue.

Jan 6 '12
You proved yourself more than a flirt When your hand went way up her skirt Didn’t even get tit Before you got hit And damn that looked like it hurt.

You proved yourself more than a flirt
When your hand went way up her skirt
Didn’t even get tit
Before you got hit
And damn that looked like it hurt.

Jan 5 '12
I don’t mean to sound like a whoreBut I just want to get in his drawersHis ass and his peenAre the best that I’ve seenAnd he’d leave me screaming for more.

I don’t mean to sound like a whore
But I just want to get in his drawers
His ass and his peen
Are the best that I’ve seen
And he’d leave me screaming for more.